December 2010
46 posts
Kitten heels, lingerie, pantyhose, foreplay, legs up, on the bar, in the back of your car, latex, champagne, bubble bath, whipped cream, cherry pop tag team, can you make me scream?
I get to meet the real life Kuromi in just a few days. Lucky, huh?
I Am
A Woman.
At first I was all like Stop and now I’m kind of all like Go. I said it, I said it, I said it, I said it.
Dear whores (Chelsea),
secretsecretlemonpie:
We have a new name, FIERCE SEXUAL ADVENTURERS.
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Totes kid. Mmmhhhmm, that’s what we shall call it, that’s what we shall call it.
I can’t listen to The Cab without getting the feeling of an elf stepping on my foot. You have ruined it for me! Thanks, you son of a bitch. Kidding, your mother is nice.
You know, I usually don’t like to throw around the “You just don’t understand” line because of its teenage angst cliche vibe but I have drawn my line and you have rudely crossed it. Oh and I know, I know that I most likely do not understand why you do the things you do. I understand that you care but c’mon now, let’s grow a brain and think for a second. I am...
I am so sure
that I was an animal rapist in my past life and now some higher entity is bashing me with karma and getting pleasure out of doing so. I’m sorry for raping animals. There, we good?
8 more days and Imma be like “YEAAAA WOOOO UHH-HUH TAKE IT”
9 more days and Imma be like “HUG HUG KISS KISS XOXOXOXO”
Turning the lights off, burnin’ the candles and the mirrors gon’ fog tonight. Rat-a-tat-tat on your dum-dum drum, the beat’s so phat gonna make me come. Give me the muny, the cars, the case loads, the mun-mun-muny, the yen and the pesos. Groove, slam, work it back, filter that, baby bump that track. Creation shows me what to do, I’m dancing on the floor with you and...